confirmance:

me age 12: oh god i missed a two millimeter spot of hair when i shaved i guess i’ll go to the beach in five layers of clothing so no one notices

me now: Hello friends it is i Bigfoot #confirmed

khubleesi:

dibeediboop:

when equipment screens don’t actually pause the game

I WAITED 10 SECONDS FOR THE GIF TO LOAD AND I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED

thesokovianaccords:

here’s the thing about adulthood-

you will go for like three months with nothing happening and you’re bored as hell and then in the span of two weeks eight different things happen at once - some fantastic and some shitty and some just plain bonkers - and you’re just running around like a chicken with your head cut off and no clue what the fuck is going on

just-shower-thoughts:

The true mark of adulthood is when your parents no longer schedule your Dr appointments so instead you just don’t go and hope you don’t die.

wombuttress:

sounddesignerjeans:

evil-britney:

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

you mean, skin?

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.